BAH! Urang bilang, kaurang gerenti urang Sabah kalau kau pandai bikin semua ini.

Friday, February 6, 2009 - - 0 Comments

1) U can overtake a car from the left hand side of the road.

2) U can also overtake a car in the round-about from the left hand side.

3) U can stop your car anytime anywhere to talk to a friend or pickup a passenger.

4) Proton cars are the official "Kereta Sapu" and their schedule parking lots are the licensed Taxi parking lots.

5) While animals such as dogs, cats, rats, cows, buffalos etc run to cross the road or at least wait or clearence, human beings just walk slowly across the road without looking thinking that they are brave, accident proof or made of steel.

6) When U ask the distance from a kampung folk who tells U "Tidak Jauh", be prepare for at least 20 kms and more.

7) During rainy seasons, your tape is usually dry because the government has no money to pay the turnkey contractor.

8) U can see "local" foreigners with blue IC, making big money as contractors, shopowners, own lands and driving Ninja King.

9) U can see road signs stolen or modified.

10) It is ok to encroach into somebody's land, and U can demand for compensation from the legal owner if asked to evacuate.

Ada lagi..........................................

1) You drive at right lane of the road, with a speed of only 50 KM/H. If people horn behind you, you still don't know what's wrong.

2) You have the luxury of working from 8 AM to 5 PM (get off work punctually).

3) You don't believe that there is any "clean" politician in Sabah.

4) You feel "obligated" to reach the top of Mount Kinabalu at least once in a lifetime.

5) You prefer a big car than a big house (probably you can't drive a big house around to show off).

6) You wear slipper and short wherever you go, even in city.

7) You still think that Labuan belongs to Sabah.

8) You will not go to any FREE seminar - function that has no food orrefreshment.

9) You don't care about service. You just want things cheap, cheap, cheap.

10) You know where to get your candles and torch light quickly in the totaldarkness (due to training by frequent blackout).

11) You know what "ARAMAITII" means...

12) You shout "REFEREE BODOH" and at the same time throw mineral waterbottles on the pitch during a football match at Likas Stadium..

13) Your Timorese maid ran away with her lover, taking your money orjewellery along..

14) You doubt someone's mykad wether it is real or fake..

15) Your favourite assemblyman whom you vote and supported all this while...gambled away and lost a whopping 60 million ringgit in a London casino..

16) You go inside a karaoke at 12 pm and realise that the place is stillopen at 5 am...

17) You come across a supposedly local person but with a very foreignaccent..

18) You cannot vote in an election because someone has voted on behalf ofyou...

19) You own a bakakuk tambah....

Gerenti urang Sabah, if u say and understand these words....

1. tuuuna/ saaaana - points with the lips - (there-- at a distance )
2. limpas (to pass/walk by - Maaf, saya > limpas dulu? Excuse me, can I passby?)
3. palui (stupid, duh! )
4. tapuk (to hide )
5. bida (ugly)
6. bubut (as in proper malay- "kejar", to chase)
7. sakai (ignorant, uncivilized, "hoosier")
8. andang-andang (that's how it is)
9. sapak (kasi campur/gaul -- utk masakan-to mix as in cooking)
10. inda/tia (short form of "tidak" - not, no)
11. wicin (another brand of msg as in "aji-no- moto" - a seasoning or food enhancer)
12. talampau (proper malay - "terlampau"- too much)
13. takajut (proper malay - "terkejut" - shocked, startled)
14. siorang (proper malay -"kami"/ "saya-orang" - us, we)
15. ngam-ngam (proper malay "kebetulan" - exact, at that time)
16. mangkali (proper malay "barangkali" - maybe, perhaps)
17. kamarin (proper malay "kelmarin" - yesterday)
18. kanapa (proper malay "kenapa" - why)
19. gia (expression - "is it?")
20. bah (expression - "ok!")
21. ah? (question, "Apa?" What?)
22. kici/kicil (proper malay "kecil" - small)
23. basar (proper malay "besar" - big, huge)
24. siok (expression/description, proper malay "seronok" - enjoyable, great, etc-)
25. urang ("orang" - people; sometimes used "diurang" - them, they)
26. karing ("kering" - dry)
27. umban ("humban, lempar" - throw)
28. kana ("kena"- got ie--"kena umban" --got thrown)
29. padih ("pedih" - as in "Mata saya padih/pedih!" - My eyes stings, painful)
30. numbur ("nombor" - number)
31. gali ("geli" as in squeemish about something, or "gali"--gali lubang - as Dig a hole.)
32. dorang ("dia orang/diurang" - them, they - Dorang pigi tamu. They went to the market.)
33. panat ("penat" - tired)
34. katawa ("ketawa" - laugh, laughing)
35. lanjang (a.k.a. "periuk /belanga " - pots/pans)36. putung ("potong" - cut, slice)
37. Budu ("bodoh" - stupid)
38. tongo/bongo ("stupido" - same as above )
39. kabaru-baruan ("kebaru-baruan"- new to something)
40. giuk (proper malay "ulat"- worm)
41. Sikui (Tembikai - watermelon)
42. Santut (Underwear)
43. celana/salana (Seluar)
44. kapit (to grip...)
45. kanapatan/kadapatan (caught red handed.. or as the malays in kl say..'kantoi')
46. kebangkalan (choked while eating.. proper malay = 'tersedak')
47. ketulahan (bad karma)
48. bahai (plastic bag)
49. uinnaaa! (used to express various feelings, mostly when surprised..)
50. ging (derived from the word gang.. means kawan/member)
51. Pantat (Butt)
52. sirup (drink the sup with sound)
53. menandas (go to toilet)
54. stim (high)
55. gantung (in malay ‘tak cukup’ or not enough)
56. paning (in malay say ‘pening’,headache)
57. sot (in malay say Gila-gila, crazy)
58. kopi (use for all type of hot drink even its milo or Nescafe)
59. oren (use for all the cordeal drink even its lemon or anything)
60. mulau (crazy, ridiculous)

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